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Ravens Pay Tribute to Brigance

What remains one of the only decent shows left on the worldwide leader, Outside the Lines ran a segment on the remains Director of Player Development O.J. Brigance.

OTL highlighted Brigance’s strength against Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (commonly known as Lou Gehrig’s Disease) as well as his influence within the front office. His story will turn most [...]


Two Words Why The Ravens’ Preseason Means Nothing

Detroit Lions.

The Detroit Lions won all four of their preseason games last season and look where it got them. A fired GM, a new head coach, a rookie quarterback who thinks he’s still in college, people with no jobs in the worst economy in the United States in the shittiest city.

Now does that sound like [...]

More News About Upcoming News That Isn’t Really News

So for the past week or so I have been settling into my new house, which would account for my recent absence from the site. And by “settling in” I mean keg stands, beer bongs, broken toilet seats and all other forms of general debauchery one could imagine for any Big Ten senior.

But that doesn’t [...]

Meet John the Coach

Why this picture didn’t turn into a feature story about Ravens head coach John Harbaugh being the most positive person in the solar system and on top of that Harbaugh always says the right things.

Six days ago at training camp Harbaugh wore the gas station shirt donning his name on the pocket to signify the [...]

Once Again Marshall to Baltimore Would Be Ungood

There are a few things to take into account when there are trade rumors for the disgruntled Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall.

First, this is Mike Preston’s rumor.

Secondly, I will always believe Ozzie Newsome when he says we are happy with the receivers we have and all of that hoopla.

Finally, Marshall does not fit in [...]

Chris Mortensen Ravenstown Fandom Was Faked

The ultimate sensationalist and liar, ESPN’s Chris Mortensen, made his way to the Baltimore Ravens training camp in Westminster yesterday morning, and to his surprise no one was there.

According to Ravens Insider, Kevin Byrne, a member from the Ravens public relations department,  presented Mort with two “hastily made” plagues, which probably looked a lot like [...]

Here Ya Go You Ungrateful Heathens

As promised here are a few pictures of my documentation from behind the thin red line. By the way the radio booths are WAY more fun the press box, because things like smiling, talking, laughter and rainbows are allowed unlike the main the press box. Anyways, forgive me for the lack of photos and what [...]

Washington Redskins Preseason Preview

They are a mere 60 miles apart, and tonight, the Baltimore Ravens and the Washington Redskins will converge upon M&T Bank Stadium once again in a meeting of epic proportions like titans inside the Colusseum. Actually it is only the first preseason game so I am most likely going to half-ass this preview, just a [...]

Alright Reeders Listen Up

Since we’re trying to make this thing semi-legitimate, regardless of poop jokes and the occasional un-AP style of prose that most major outlets do not prefer, we (meaning Large Tuna) will be Tweeting from the sidelines, press box and locker room for tomorrow’s pre-season game against the Redskins.

That being said, you can expect the following:

It [...]

Troy Smith Smokes the Pots No More, Smith’s Twitter a Fake

If you remember about a month or so ago, the City That Reeds I-Team uncovered a Tweet about Troy Smith that admitted to him smoking marijuana cigarettes…reefers (bong sound).

Well thanks to Edward Lee at the Baltimore Sun the truth to that story is now just water pipe dreams. On the front page of The Sun’s [...]