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Musings and Quips from Last Night

Depending on how you look at it, I had the good fortune or misfortune of attending last night’s Ravens preseason game against the Carolina Panthers. The night was quite enjoyable until hell fire monsoons rained down upon us in biblical proportions.

The biggest surprise for me last night was that Mark Clayton was finally not afraid [...]


Walt Harris Turns Down Offer, Joins Team and Cut

It has become a trend in the Ravens front office to sign elderly depth to skill positions during the offseason. The problem being these players Ozzie Newsome is signing don’t want to play. Last year wide receiver Drew Bennett spent all of about an hour on the Ravens roster before retiring.

This year’s goat of the [...]

Fight Song Should Stay in College

The Ravens announced a new initiative to adopt a fight song for when the team scores a touchdown. Hogwash. Check out this backwards ass logic dropped by the Ravens own team website.

“The Ravens have had a fight song that was all theirs since 1998, when John Modell expertly penned the “Ravens Fight Song” heard at [...]

Ravens Pay Tribute to Brigance

What remains one of the only decent shows left on the worldwide leader, Outside the Lines ran a segment on the remains Director of Player Development O.J. Brigance.

OTL highlighted Brigance’s strength against Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (commonly known as Lou Gehrig’s Disease) as well as his influence within the front office. His story will turn most [...]

Two Words Why The Ravens’ Preseason Means Nothing

Detroit Lions.

The Detroit Lions won all four of their preseason games last season and look where it got them. A fired GM, a new head coach, a rookie quarterback who thinks he’s still in college, people with no jobs in the worst economy in the United States in the shittiest city.

Now does that sound like [...]

More News About Upcoming News That Isn’t Really News

So for the past week or so I have been settling into my new house, which would account for my recent absence from the site. And by “settling in” I mean keg stands, beer bongs, broken toilet seats and all other forms of general debauchery one could imagine for any Big Ten senior.

But that doesn’t [...]

Meet John the Coach

Why this picture didn’t turn into a feature story about Ravens head coach John Harbaugh being the most positive person in the solar system and on top of that Harbaugh always says the right things.

Six days ago at training camp Harbaugh wore the gas station shirt donning his name on the pocket to signify the [...]

Once Again Marshall to Baltimore Would Be Ungood

There are a few things to take into account when there are trade rumors for the disgruntled Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall.

First, this is Mike Preston’s rumor.

Secondly, I will always believe Ozzie Newsome when he says we are happy with the receivers we have and all of that hoopla.

Finally, Marshall does not fit in [...]

Chris Mortensen Ravenstown Fandom Was Faked

The ultimate sensationalist and liar, ESPN’s Chris Mortensen, made his way to the Baltimore Ravens training camp in Westminster yesterday morning, and to his surprise no one was there.

According to Ravens Insider, Kevin Byrne, a member from the Ravens public relations department,  presented Mort with two “hastily made” plagues, which probably looked a lot like [...]

Here Ya Go You Ungrateful Heathens

As promised here are a few pictures of my documentation from behind the thin red line. By the way the radio booths are WAY more fun the press box, because things like smiling, talking, laughter and rainbows are allowed unlike the main the press box. Anyways, forgive me for the lack of photos and what [...]