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Ravens Actually Signed Two Players Today: Stallworth and his alien friend

With the biggest news coming from the NFL since the Super Bowl, fans must realize that the Ravens in fact signed two players this cold Wednesday morning/afternoon depending on when you wake up. Donte’ Stallworth and his alter ego.

Stallworth actually possesses a terrestrial being inside of his head named Nicco, not kidding.

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Today’s Winner: Domestic Violence

Hooray! domestic violence prevailed when a Baltimore judge dismissed the charge against Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs on Friday. So, more like Friday’s winner but were not splitting heads here.

Suggs, was accused of pouring bleach and slamming doors and grabbing necks and all other sorts of hoopla that follows marital disputes over football tickets. Suggs [...]

Restraining order for Suggs

Court documents show that Terrell Suggs’ former girlfriend, Candace Williams, has obtained a restraining order against the Ravens linebacker after filing a complaint for domestic violence.

“I won’t have anything to say,” Suggs, 27, told The Baltimore Sun on Saturday. “It’s a family matter, and family matters should be kept personal. But all you guys [in [...]

Mike Preston Seems to Have Forgotton Vick’s Whole Dogfighting Hiccup

If I really applied myself I could probably find something wrong with Baltimore Sun reporter Mike Preston every day, recently I have cut him some slack.

However, in his article this morning that seems generally well written, Preston addresses Michael Vick and the reason he hasn’t been signed.

“The reason former Atlanta Falcon Michael Vick is having [...]

Marvin Harrison's Accuser Shot 7 Times Tuesday Morning, Makes ESPN Front Page

Everyone remembers when a Philadelphia man accused Marvin Harrison of shooting him last year. Well, either Harrison really wants this man to go away, or he has the worst luck in the world.

Being shot once I would think causes a good bit of baggage on one’s self. But to  have another incident where someone tries [...]

What ESPN is to Roethlisberger Equals What Nike is to LeBron James

This isn’t the first time Big Ben’s debauchery has been kept out of the mouths of the worldwide leader. Or any quarterback for that matter.

Do any of you remember when ESPN reported the photos of Big Ben conveniently sloshed at some Detroit bar before the Super Bowl? Of course you don’t, because it never happened.

Or [...]

BMarsh to Bmore, That Would Bstupid

I’m baaack, back from an eight day sabbatical in fantasyland. Four days spent in a Hunter S. Thompson state of mind wandering the aisles of slots and craps in a chemically infused daze and the other four days were spent detoxing playing golf, and it wasn’t Vegas.

Anywho, Brandon Marhsall.

Receiver, domestic disturbance, wife hitter.

The Ravens only [...]

Anwar Phillips Involved In Scam

You favorite Alaskan wildlife preservation is in trouble with the law in San Diego…not really.

Anwar Phillips is being accused of his involvement in a foreclosure rescue scam with his pastor and mother according to 10News in a Whale’s Vagina (San Diego).

Phillips apparently was acting as some sort of financial savior, telling the the Taylor family [...]

More Former Orioles In Trouble

AIDing and Abetting: Well it wouldn’t be a day in sports without legal troubles for a baseball player. Roberto Alomar is being sued for $15 million for refusing to take an AIDS test, after apparently insisting that he and his lass have unprotected sex after he knew he had the virus.[Deadpspin][The Smoking Gun]

Miggy No!

Ex-Oriole slugger, Miguel Tejada, has been charged with lying to congress about-gasp! It couldn’t be, but it is…steroids. In all fairness, you can’t really expect a guy who doesn’t know his own age or wears his uniform to a one-on-one interview to really remember whether or not he stuck a needle in his tush.

Miggy is [...]