Today’s Winner: Domestic Violence

Hooray! domestic violence prevailed when a Baltimore judge dismissed the charge against Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs on Friday. So, more like Friday’s winner but were not splitting heads here.

Suggs, was accused of pouring bleach and slamming doors and grabbing necks and all other sorts of hoopla that follows marital disputes over football tickets. Suggs must have put a Bounty on her head, ha! Get it?

Apparently boredom is a defense, when you paid. Candace Williams, Suggs’ fiance, was suing the linebacker for $70 million.

Suggs was charged with assault and battery, but in the end it was just a couple of young kids having some fun. Also, Candace Williams has switched washing everything on cold.