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We don’t need no stinkin dish rags!

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We all know of the plague that is the Terrible Towel but you know what, it works for Pittsburgh, it’s their thing.  The Ravens published a press release this afternoon announcing that the team will distribute 71,000 “rally towels” for the game against the Steelers this Sunday.  I know you are trying to get a little edge here but this reeks of wannabeism (yes I said that).  We don’t need little white towels to fire the crowd up, Ravens fans are some of the most fierce in the league so please don’t cheapen us with our own version of the dish towel.

I will support the cause printed on the towels, the Wounded Warrior Project.  This organization’s purpose is:

  • To raise awareness and enlist the public’s aid for the needs of severely injured service men and women,
  • To help severely injured service members aid and assist each other, and
  • To provide unique, direct programs and services to meet the needs of severely injured service members.

For more information, please visit www.WoundedWarriorProject.org

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11 comments to We don’t need no stinkin dish rags!

  • Totally agree…I can get behind the cause, but do they really have to have “rally towels”? And why wait until Steeler week to bring them out?

  • “rally towels” that’s what they called them???
    bwwaaahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    Ok, now that I am somewhat back to myself…oh wait….hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    The cause hahahahaha is hahahahaha a good one, agree with both of you on that.

    hahahahahahahahahahaha Rally Towels hahahahahaha

    Hey, if they are purple, can you grab me one?
    I like purple…hahahahahahahahaha

  • LeeNo Gravatar

    Who let you in here?

  • Because, “rally towel” is so much more laughable than “terrible towel?” ZOMG! IT DOESN’T USE ALLITERATION! IT IS INFERIOR TO OUR PEE-PEE RAGS!

    Having said that, I HATE that they are doing this. The only good that could come of it will be if it rains, then they can be wet, rolled up, and used to smack squealer fans.

  • “the plague that is the terrible towel” yes yes, plague indeed…that creeps into visitor’s stadiums all over the country and and seems to overtake the so-called fans of the HOME TEAM, who sell their tickets to Steeler fans. You call it the plague, I call it Steeler Nation coming to wipe out the ratbirds. What’s that they say, “Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.” Well…at least they’re not doing the “Denver pom-pom.” See you on Sunday…

  • Heeheehee that’s my girl lol

  • Lee, you appear to have a cockroach problem over here at City that Reeds. I’ll be sure to put up some good squealer hate roach motels in the next few days to try to draw some of the vermin away. Divide and conquer.

  • LeeNo Gravatar

    Yes please. ahem ahem NOTICE TO ALL STEELER FANS – BMOREBIRDSNEST.COM HAS FRENCH FRY SANDWICHES-PLEASE USE THE SECOND DOOR ON THE RIGHT AND EXIT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.

  • Damn look at all these steeler girl sluts.

  • You’re really going to make fun of what something is called? Your mascot is named Steely McBeam. Not only does he look like a giant LEGO molested Bob the Builder, but you just had to name as close to a male-on-male pornstar as you possibly could. Here’s a thought, attach a Lex Steele size dong to his crotch and start filming him with Big Ben’s leftovers from Harrah’s.

  • LeeNo Gravatar

    And boom goes the dynamite.

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