Instead of heading to your local Home Depot or Lowes and doing it yourself, the death star that is the NFL has taken overpriced products and have targeted a new market.
Beer pong tables.
One more time, beer pong tables.
It has been a long standing tradition to have a totally awesome gnarley bro’d out beer pong table for the crib man. Instead, the NFL has decided to do the work for you and here you go, a modestly priced $129.99 table designed for all 32 teams.
Perhaps its a grand plan concocted by the Commish to make you forget that if you committ a federal offence, your job will still be waiting for you.
But this is just a ping pong table. For fans to relax with a quiet game of ping pong before you watch your favorite team on Sundays. Even if you do set up 10, 20 or even 30 cups on the table and toss plastic balls into said cups in a competitive fashion, no one said those cups would be filled with alcohol.
There’s juice, water, punch, root beer, Drano.
Deadspin picked up this glorious piece of news from Beer Pong News who found the Tweet that the NFL fired off about their new product, which was eventually taken down, the upstanding NFL does not want to be associated with the minions that take part in binge drinking.
