I had a dream

[miketheknife]

Last night I had a weird dream. I was at some kind of event where there was a presentation. A bomb went off and the place got attacked by gang members. I escaped into 'the tunnels' and made my way to the bowels of the city where I found Newt Gingrich. We teamed up to fight our way out and that's the last I remember.

He seemed like a pretty nice guy. He had a stockpile of weapons and he shared them with me. I can't imagine Romney being so friendly in that same situation.

[RayRay]

Seems a lot like this

[miketheknife]

I forgot, was the owl friendly or unfriendly?

[rabb]

look at his face man, he is angry as shit

[miketheknife]

But it's possible that he may not be angry at you, he may be angry at the situation he's been placed in. Or he could be angry with the zombies, or maybe just the heat from the lava put him in a bad mood. He might turn out to be a surprisingly useful ally.

[rabb]

All I am saying is, an angry owl isn't anything to take lightly...trust me

[miketheknife]

If only you could direct his malice toward the zombies--your problems would be solved.

[miketheknife]

[Clem]

The cool thing about having Gingrich there with you is that you'd only have to watch the right side. He'd absorb the attacks from the left. <ba-dum-bump>

Or you could just do an "Otis" on him and let the owls devour him while you run for it. It would take a shitload of owls a long fucking time to eat Newt.

[miketheknife]

Oh man are we talking about a BUNCH of owls now in addition to the zombies? Because then the situation just went to shit city 10X over.