THE OLYMPICS

[Phogasm]

Only thing more dumb than Rythmic Gymnastics? NBC showing slow motion rhythmic gymnastics. I thought the original routine was in slow motion and they slowed it up even more.

[miketheknife]

Whoever is making decisions over at NBC is a dumb fucking fuckass. I watched the closing ceremonies last night and thought they were OK. Then I find out they cut out the fucking WHO??? And Muse, performing the OFFICIAL SONG OF THE OLYMPICS. Let's get somebody in there who knows what the fuck they are doing and not some 65 year old exec who thinks we'd prefer to see British N'Sync roll up on a fucking flatbed and lip sync to us. I swear one of the fucking losers in that band WASN'T EVEN PRETENDING TO SING!!! it was pathetic.

[Phogasm]

They should have put a bear drinking a few beers. That would have been fun to watch!

[Clem]

I was fucking livid that NBC didn't air The Who. Gotta make room the the commercial free premiere of Animal Hospital.

[Elwood]

I was fucking livid that NBC didn't air The Who. Gotta make room the the commercial free premiere of Animal Hospital.

no shit. It sounded to me that the Who was going to close the show so I was a excited....then NBC says, "that's it for the 30th olympic games. The Who will play at the after party." WTF!!

I was also disappointed with all the shitty "bands", besides Queen.

[Phogasm]

I was halfway watching it so I may have missed it. Did Elton John perform? Seems to me he's kinda more popular than the Spice Girls.

[miketheknife]

I didn't see Elton John. I could swear I heard that Pink Floyd was going to be performing but instead it was a group of guys performing cover tunes.

[Clem]

I was halfway watching it so I may have missed it. Did Elton John perform? Seems to me he's kinda more popular than the Spice Girls.

I would have sex with any of the Spice Girls. Scary Spice was looking awesome. Clearly she has retained her knockers post-childbirth. Sporty Spice, who was my one time favorite, has dropped to #5 on the bone order list.

[Phogasm]

Geri Halwell is número UNO! I don't know her spice name though

[Clem]

Geri Halwell is número UNO! I don't know her spice name though

I would answer that question, but I'm afraid it would display a knowledge of the Spice Girls that I'm ashamed to admit to.



Ginger Spice

[Jammer]

You know if you wannabe her lover you gotta get with her friends. In other wards have them all.

[miketheknife]

What they don't tell you is the other spice girls aren't their friends. Their friends are a bunch of cows they hang around with to make themselves look hotter.

[miketheknife]

[Clem]

Posh seems a little standoffish there, doesn't she.

[Phogasm]

Posh seems a little standoffish there, doesn't she.

She was waiting for that little car to drive her around. "if my husband gets to ride a boat into this stadium that car better pick my ass up to dance around"