Observations

[RayRay]

I love having sunlight after I get off work. Screw sunlight as I'm heading into the office - it doesn't do me any good at that time...I don't even have an outside window to see it.

I love this. I spend almost my entire morning car ride doing arm aerobics trying to keep the sun out of the kids eyes that is blasting eye level through the windshield. This morning was perfect.

[houdinisangel]

Whoever invented the concept of daylight savings time obviously did not have kids...or a soul

You know, now that you mention it...I did know that. And I still am pissed at the man for the time change.

[miketheknife]

Daylight savings....tee hee!

[Clem]

I think I'd rather just stay on daylight savings all of the time. It's brutal in Wisconsin when we "fall back" and it starts getting dark at 4pm.

[RayRay]

I walk by a courthouse daily and I am never without good reason to laugh. I appreciate that for your day in court you put on your nicest dress and shoes. I also appreciate the fact that if you show up in those nice clothes with your cheeks, nose and many ear holes pierced with large spacers in your ears...you probably deserve to be found guilty on principle.

[miketheknife]

The one time I had to go to court for my DUI I put on a dress shirt and tie. I was amazed when I got there at the motley fucking gang of fellow defendants. I was the only one with a dress shirt. People were wearing flip flops, t-shirts--I still remember one girl with fucking pajama bottoms on.

Not that dressing up got me anything but dammit I felt better about myself.

[RayRay]

The one time I had to go to court for my DUI I put on a dress shirt and tie. I was amazed when I got there at the motley fucking gang of fellow defendants. I was the only one with a dress shirt. People were wearing flip flops, t-shirts--I still remember one girl with fucking pajama bottoms on.

Not that dressing up got me anything but dammit I felt better about myself.

I just saw a girl (not going to court) wearing bright pink pajama bottoms and matching slippers. Come on.

My sister in law worked for the state's attorney until they left and some of the shit she told us was amazing. She had to send people home that came in drunk for DUI hearings.

[JohnnyHustler]

When I went to court to fight my ex for custody, I went in wearing a suit and tie. She walked in looking like she threw on something to head to Walmart. Even when I had to go to court for what my son did, I still wore a frickin polo shirt with a nice pair of khakis.

[ptrain86]

The way you are constantly reminded of why you left your ex and how goddamn batshit fuckin crazy she really is.

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or that she left you and you wonder how in the hell you didn't leave her and all her bullshit. Or how you are supposed to split the lunch payments at school 50/50 and the school calls that the kids can't eat and she reams you out that you are late and you have the lunch payment account, but all of your payments are by check because you know she will eventually pull shit like this and you send her a copy and tell her to stfu and pay her share so the kids don't have to eat their fucking fists at school because you have actually paid almost 150 dollars more than her. Documentation ftw!!!

[miketheknife]

I just saw this photo of a former Miss America at her DUI trial. Lawyers and fucking bow ties are you kidding me? At my 'trial' they were lucky people were wearing shirts.

[YEM]

Looks like he cross examining her bewbs

[Clem]

oooorrr, the guy who grunts, while working out, like he's taking the biggest shit ever.

There was a guy like that at the fitness center at work today. He was also wearing a T-shirt that he had cut the sleeves off of. He was making these huge, dramatic grunt/screams. The funny part was that he was doing dumbell curls with 10 lb weights.

I kind of expect that shit at a gym, but when you're at your employer's fitness center, I think you should dial back the douchy behavior.

[Elwood]

oooorrr, the guy who grunts, while working out, like he's taking the biggest shit ever.

There was a guy like that at the fitness center at work today. He was also wearing a T-shirt that he had cut the sleeves off of. He was making these huge, dramatic grunt/screams. The funny part was that he was doing dumbell curls with 10 lb weights.

I kind of expect that shit at a gym, but when you're at your employer's fitness center, I think you should dial back the douchy behavior.

I find it hard not to laugh my ass of at guys like that.

[Elwood]

watching an attractive woman whip out a tit to feed her child is mildly arousing

on the flip side.....

an ugly woman weighing in the upper 200lb range should not wear a string bikini

[Elwood]

noticing a semi attractive girl with big ears and thinking "I could hang on to those while she sucks my cock"