Observations

[Falling Man]

Homeless people don't give a shit about crosswalks or traffic

(Insert FM's blackberry comment in 3....2....1)

It's no fun since you don't have a blackberry anymore. but I thought about it.

[RayRay]

Homeless people don't give a shit about crosswalks or traffic

(Insert FM's blackberry comment in 3....2....1)

It's no fun since you don't have a blackberry anymore. but I thought about it.

I think there might be one lucky homeless person in STL.

[Elwood]

How much assholes will pay to get the answer they're looking for. On the flip side, how childish those same folks act when they don't get the answer they're hoping, paying, for. Or how upset some rich asshole, who always gets his/her way, is told "no."

[Falling Man]

The way you are constantly reminded of why you left your ex and how goddamn batshit fuckin crazy she really is.

[rabb]

The way you are constantly reminded of why you left your ex and how goddamn batshit fuckin crazy she really is.

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[houdinisangel]

How you can always find something new and funny when you watch Airplane! despite watching it 1000 times before

[miketheknife]

I went to my niece's volleyball game and observed how an 800 pound couple can walk in and talk shit about how the girls are playing when they themselves are obviously unable to raise their arms above their hips

[Falling Man]

Earlier today I was having lunch with a friend. We are both sitting there drinking tea from styrofoam cups when the waitress comes over and offers to go get us refills. As soon as we say "yes" she pulls out her pen and draws a #1 on my cup and a #2 on his to keep them straight even though his cup was the only one with a straw in it.

Obersavtion 1:
She was blonde.

Observation 2:
I am #1.

[houdinisangel]

Earlier today I was having lunch with a friend. We are both sitting there drinking tea from styrofoam cups when the waitress comes over and offers to go get us refills. As soon as we say "yes" she pulls out her pen and draws a #1 on my cup and a #2 on his to keep them straight even though his cup was the only one with a straw in it.

Obersavtion 1:
She was blonde.

Observation 2:
I am #1.

Smithfields?

[Falling Man]

Earlier today I was having lunch with a friend. We are both sitting there drinking tea from styrofoam cups when the waitress comes over and offers to go get us refills. As soon as we say "yes" she pulls out her pen and draws a #1 on my cup and a #2 on his to keep them straight even though his cup was the only one with a straw in it.

Obersavtion 1:
She was blonde.

Observation 2:
I am #1.

Smithfields?

Nope. Cubbies, home of the Freedom Fries!

[Elwood]

The two cute girls that usually waitress at our local burger place have been replaced by the two girls who ate them.

[rabb]

lol

[houdinisangel]

Whoever invented the concept of daylight savings time obviously did not have kids...or a soul

[lotus]

Whoever invented the concept of daylight savings time obviously did not have kids...or a soul

[JohnnyHustler]

I love having sunlight after I get off work. Screw sunlight as I'm heading into the office - it doesn't do me any good at that time...I don't even have an outside window to see it.